This is something that you can peel. It can make you cry. It keeps away Vampires. It will give you stinky breath, but not if you take Breath-Ashure...
It is of course:
#2 Fun (no pun intended)
Thou clouted toad-spotted miscreant!
For this and many other insults just click on the Bard:
Creepy. This guy is definently creepy.
Hey! Who the heck is this creepy guy?
Click once on his head to find out...
Stay tuned for more exciting fun!!!